life is but a dream.

monica. 20. asu. writer. i like girls and cats.

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
Convo I just had with my dad

Dad:  hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
Me:  uuuhhh....
Me:  contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
Dad:  anything at all?
Me:  uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
Dad:  Sure
Me:  Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
Dad:  Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
Me:  But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
Dad:  boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
Me:  OMG DAD
gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
so-personal:

everything personal♡
splinteryourspine:

u gon let me in or nah
thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED
nonebutmee:

Hey der 😜😝 #selfie #peacenblessinz #workinghard #imjusthappy and #readyforsummer

Artist: Demi Lovato and Ed Sheeran

lovaticjam:

soinsignificunt:

Give Me Love - Demi Lovato (left ear) and Ed Sheeran (right ear)
(credit to +)
maybewejustdriftedapart shannonmansellx

WHAT IS THIS OMGGFF

(Source: useyourmelody, via tired-of-feelingsosad)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via orgasm)